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Yours Truthfully,
President of TAO.

Chinese Celebrities

I have studied in Chinese schools since I was 7 years old but in all that 11 years, I have never once ever grown to love a Chinese star. I don't know (and can't be bothered to know) which pathetic low-life celebrity is from where, but regardless of whether they're from China, Taiwan or Hong Kong, two words can sum them all up --> Dull and detestable.
Be it the infamous Jay Chou whose hairstyle is often copied by immature little boys trying to act cool or the Barbie-doll Jolin Tsai with that "I-can't-grow-up" Japo teenage girl look, they are all the same, trying to hide under those layers and layers of make-up and outrageous dress sense the simple and true fact. They can't sing. No, being able to lip-synch like Madonna doesn't make you a singer. Ah, don't even get me started on S.H.E. If I were to make a list of what's so wrong about them, I won't be able to finish this blog in a million light-years. I guess most of you will also be familiar with the name Daniel Lee. I as a Malaysian would definitely have to say that Daniel winning last year's Malaysian Idol is the most absurd and disgraceful thing ever. And it is also a proof of how racist the Malaysian viewers are but I'm here to bitch about celebrities so I'm letting you guys go in this blog. Daniel Lee with his short frame and his cliche "I have graduated from a Chinese school" hairstyle could, in no way or means, even hum a tune let alone sing to it actually won the Malaysian Idol! If the "Idol" is already this bad, just imagine how must worse the rest of the community must be. Luckily, I stand by my view that his winning last year was most positively a mistake.
These singers who often try to trick themselves and the brainless community who would actually be tricked by them by taking up multiple jobs such as modeling, singing and acting at the same time is rarely ever mentioned on the international scene. Some of them ARE able to appear in the papers here and there once in a while, but the reason for those occasional surprises are definitely not what their fans will hope for. Why? Because they can only appear to top the list of "Worst Dress In The History of Mankind" or win the "Look Stupider Than Bjork In A Swan Suit" contest. I wonder whoever taught those stars that the more things you try to accomplish, the chances of you succeeding on one aspect gets higher because that person just condemned this world to an eternity of bad singing (some of them like Machi and 5566 are just making noise, not singing) and bad acting. Well, most of them might make it as models lah because that's their only ability -- good boyish and cute girlish looks. Remember F4? They even have beautiful guys! (Note : referring to that guy, I think his name is Zai Zai) However, Jay Chou and Ah-Do would probably fail in this job too. Why? Because I think whoever thinks those two looks good are blind or mentally retarded.
In conclusion, Chinese celebrities suck as much as a million Britney Spears combined together. FYI, this also means that there's actually nothing in this world that can suck more because a million Britney Spears is the ULTIMATE level of "suckiness" and anyone to top it would be breaking a long-held universal record. So I do applaud them for their ability to achieve supreme "suckiness". By the way, I pray to the great Lord up there that you idiotic, stupid, misguided and brainless pathetic kids out there who would actually go googoo-gaagaa over these "idols" will get your brains back one day.


From,
Niyi The Omnipotent and Omniscient Prince Charming
Still Rankless But Working My Way To Overthrow Liz As President of TAO

The Logic Behind It

Now, why did i say spread the word??
It's totally simple. 1st off, this is a site where bitchization is totally encouraged. And to bitch about someone, you need to talk about it with the person / people who knows the exact target, right?

So, when you want to bitch about someone you should bring in someone you know who knows the victim. And when the community grows bigger, yes, the possibility of everyone knowing everyone is potentially HIGH. Which makes it easier the bitch about the common person. Don't you agree?

If you don't get what i'm trying to present, here's a little simplified help where you can get the big picture.

bitching --> needs a quantity of bitchers --> spread the B word* --> community grows --> circles of relationships increases --> makes bitching A LOT more easier --> the victim comes on and defends him/herself --> the show goes one and on --> LIFE SHINES!!

So, yes, we totally encourage you to bring in friends, and more friends and more friends bringing in more friends. If you are not satisfied with anything [except the bitching], etc. the categories in the TAO official forum is not wide enough, the blog is too unattractive and etc, please DO NOT hesitate to email the admininstration group, or any questions you want to ask regarding this organisation. We will definitely do our best to help you out.

There's one more thing i would like to mention. People often think that this place is new nobody's there to post to it's boring. Let me ask you a question.

If you don't start it, who will?

Again, thanks for your time. We really hope to see the community of bitchization grow.



Yours Thruthfully,
President of TAO.

Liz's Smarter Counterpart

Hail Your New Admin

Starting today you puny, weak homo sapiens shall now suffer under my supreme omnipotence! Come one come all and come join this dark world of self-loathing and hating others. Hate thy neighbour as you would hate thyself! Thou shalt HATE.
Go on. Envy you best friend for being prettier than you, being smarter than you, being more popular than you. Feel that jealousy turn to hate.
Hate that couple holding hands, walking down the street lovingly while you suffer the curse of loneliness.
Hate that guy on TV for looking better than you and scoring more girls than you.
Hate me for being superior to you in every aspect possible. I know most of you envy me and worship me, but HATE ME!!!

Hate me, hate yourself, hate your friends, hate that celebrity, hate that president, hate that writer. And when you hate, you must blog. Focus you hate energy and channel it towards this blog and anti every single living organisms in this world because you know (and the omniscient me knows) that you are weak, and the only thing you can do is bitch about others in this beautiful blog blessed by my charm and intelligence.




From,
Niyi
Currently Rankless But Soon To Be CEO of TAO

Spread The Word

Feeling pissed today? Wanna bombard someone who pisses you like hell? Well, you've got the right place i say! Why? It's simply because, we've got a new forum specially for gunning, bombarding, shooting, screwing or whatsoever you want to call it!!

You are always welcomed to join this blast-off community! But, maybe talking about the person you hate doesn't mean that everyone knows him. So, you can make all of this fun, by bringing in fellow haters!! And yes, it'll be a blast-off paradise!!

Spread the word, my fellow haters.


Yours Truthfully,
President of TAO

The Place To Gun Out

Alright folks, for those who are interested, the forum section is up and about, running smoothly. Welcome on board, my fellow haters. Bookmarking the site is much encouraged, due to the length of the site address.

But please note this, the features there are totally not complete yet. Although we already have the basic ones. We will add threads and topics according to the needs and from time to time.


Yours Truthfully,

President of TAO.

The Opening

Welcome ladies and gentlemen, you are currently visiting the official ANTI organisation. We will now have a simple F.A.Q section.

What do i mean by ANTI organisation?
Simple, we are simply against anything we could not bear with. Anyone, i repeat, ANYONE can join this worldwide recognised organisation. We simply gossip and bitch about anything or anyone we can grasp on. As long as we all hate the same person.


What if I am one of the members of the most hated? Simply saying, my name is enlisted? Can i still join?
Yes, even if you are one of the pitiful "victim" that has been enlisted as the hateable person, you are still and will be welcomed with open arms for your registeration as a member of the ANTI organisation. You can simply choose to ANTI yourself, which is pathetic. OR, you can simply enlist someone else, of course with the administrators' approval, and ANTI them.

What is the minimum haters for a person or a thing?
I would say, 5 haters and above.

How long does it take to make the administrator announce the hate section for a person dead?
2 weeks.

What if my idol is being bitched here? Can i get his name off the board?
IF there is your idol here, being bitched like crazy, I'm sorry but I couldn't do a thing. Why? Simply READ and INTERPRETE the title of the room. It simply says ANTI organisation. So, it's just too bad that your idol / favourite person is being enlisted as the most hated person on earth. But the person will only be enlisted AFTER the administration board's approval. when the section has got less than the minimum requirements, OR, inactive for more than 2 weeks, yes, the person will be off the board free from being bitched and hated.

Who can I enlist for the hate-most?
Anyone universally-known. No Chan Ah Khaw [Sorry if I really mentioned your name, no offence but I'm just giving an example. And when i say Chan Ah Khaw, i'm trying to say not everyone knows him.] or whatsoever here please.

But, the person is totally not known, yet I STILL want to bitch about him or her. How to do so?
Easy, send the administrators a picture of him or her. Don't worry, we will do the rest for you.

Can I use foul languages?
The best part of the whole thing. YES you can. BUT, there's always a but, there's a limit to it. IF it's been use too frequent, and we, the administrators think all your foul words will eventually make the person so much until his or her life is in danger, we WILL give warning once and delete whatsoever you have posted. You did this TWICE, you going down. Yes, we will ban you from the site.

If you have any questions, please, DO NOT hesitate to post a comment under this post and ask there. The administrators will answer your question. Thank you for your time.


Yours Truthfully,
President of The ANTI Organisation [TAO]