Chinese Celebrities

I have studied in Chinese schools since I was 7 years old but in all that 11 years, I have never once ever grown to love a Chinese star. I don't know (and can't be bothered to know) which pathetic low-life celebrity is from where, but regardless of whether they're from China, Taiwan or Hong Kong, two words can sum them all up --> Dull and detestable.
Be it the infamous Jay Chou whose hairstyle is often copied by immature little boys trying to act cool or the Barbie-doll Jolin Tsai with that "I-can't-grow-up" Japo teenage girl look, they are all the same, trying to hide under those layers and layers of make-up and outrageous dress sense the simple and true fact. They can't sing. No, being able to lip-synch like Madonna doesn't make you a singer. Ah, don't even get me started on S.H.E. If I were to make a list of what's so wrong about them, I won't be able to finish this blog in a million light-years. I guess most of you will also be familiar with the name Daniel Lee. I as a Malaysian would definitely have to say that Daniel winning last year's Malaysian Idol is the most absurd and disgraceful thing ever. And it is also a proof of how racist the Malaysian viewers are but I'm here to bitch about celebrities so I'm letting you guys go in this blog. Daniel Lee with his short frame and his cliche "I have graduated from a Chinese school" hairstyle could, in no way or means, even hum a tune let alone sing to it actually won the Malaysian Idol! If the "Idol" is already this bad, just imagine how must worse the rest of the community must be. Luckily, I stand by my view that his winning last year was most positively a mistake.
These singers who often try to trick themselves and the brainless community who would actually be tricked by them by taking up multiple jobs such as modeling, singing and acting at the same time is rarely ever mentioned on the international scene. Some of them ARE able to appear in the papers here and there once in a while, but the reason for those occasional surprises are definitely not what their fans will hope for. Why? Because they can only appear to top the list of "Worst Dress In The History of Mankind" or win the "Look Stupider Than Bjork In A Swan Suit" contest. I wonder whoever taught those stars that the more things you try to accomplish, the chances of you succeeding on one aspect gets higher because that person just condemned this world to an eternity of bad singing (some of them like Machi and 5566 are just making noise, not singing) and bad acting. Well, most of them might make it as models lah because that's their only ability -- good boyish and cute girlish looks. Remember F4? They even have beautiful guys! (Note : referring to that guy, I think his name is Zai Zai) However, Jay Chou and Ah-Do would probably fail in this job too. Why? Because I think whoever thinks those two looks good are blind or mentally retarded.
In conclusion, Chinese celebrities suck as much as a million Britney Spears combined together. FYI, this also means that there's actually nothing in this world that can suck more because a million Britney Spears is the ULTIMATE level of "suckiness" and anyone to top it would be breaking a long-held universal record. So I do applaud them for their ability to achieve supreme "suckiness". By the way, I pray to the great Lord up there that you idiotic, stupid, misguided and brainless pathetic kids out there who would actually go googoo-gaagaa over these "idols" will get your brains back one day.


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