Scandals in KaeDeeYo

Stuck in the boring college life without hot chicks and bachalor parties, i began my search for fun. With no efforts at all, i found what do u call FUN... *smirks*

Prepared by : God Niyi

So, we have our Hollywood scandals, those boring political scandals (it's boring at least to the point until someone impregnates someone else) and let's face it, we've had about enough of them. So, I thought, why don't WE make a little scandal of our own? Nothing big, just to air a little dirty laundry here and there. You guys don't have to worry bout it, I'm sure these are all photos you've seen a million times before.
To start a good scandal article of, you must always do it with a big bang. So looking at the citizens of our A-Levels course, I guess the biggest "bang producer" must be Nathan cause I heard he used to be big, right? Sorry Nat, just take one for the team.
Nathan : The Pervert Exposed!!
He studies hard, engages in tons of sports and looks righteous and disciplined. So you must be thinking, "Yeah, no wonder girls all over are going goo-goo gaa-gaa over him." Right? RIGHT!!??
Think again!
Look at that satisfied and gleeful smile as he holds a pair of GIRL'S UNDIES in one hand and what looks like a beer can in front of him! EEWWW!
Wasai~ Semi-translucent undie lagi loh!
And to top it all of, he's doing it right in front of what seems to be statues of the Chinese gods! So the next time you judge someone, don't judge him by his cover. Look deep inside, and discover the pervert in every man.
Nathan : The Ugly Duckling
Yet again, Nathan amazes us by showing us the other side of him.
Look at those skinny white thighs! Even girls don't have thighs as pretty as those!
And that dungu face! Oh my Me! What Nathan looked like before he metamorphosed into Ichigo look-alike is definitely a sight not to behold.
Haha~ Just realised he still haven't gotten his sexy lips yet in this pic.
But still, those skinny white thighs!!
Argh! My eyes!!!
Moving on, who do we love more than our dear sweet-talking flirting machine -- Samson? He looks cute, is one year younger than us and most of all, provides us with the perfect pictures for a perfect scandal. Put your hands together for *drum roll please* Mr. Samson!!
..... Did I get the wrong pic here? Lemme check first. No! IT IS SAMSON!
Look at those blood-shot eyes, that runny nose, those skinny hands. All the most obvious tell-tale signs of a druggie.
The once respected, formal clothes wearing Samson.... Degrading into this manner.
This is all proof that we should stay away from drugs. It can ruin your life, your love (see, that's why he's still single) and most of all... it can make you look as UGLY as him! Not that he looks good without drugs but drugs can make you look even worse!
Don't hate me dude.
So, first he's a druggie, now he's a gay pervert.
No, I should say BLIND gay pervert.
Or should it be "retarded"?
Out of all the stupid choices you could make, you just had to choose the ugliest of them all?
Come on lah brader~! It's SIT JIE HAO (I'm corrupting my own blog by writing his name here) man! What's wrong with you?!
Look at those ugly lips and those sleepy eyes! Look at that ugly face! Samson, can you honestly tell me you would give up your dignity by gaying with this guy?
Repent your sins my brother and return to God.
Oh my Me, I just took a closer look at your face.
OK, I take back my words. You two suit each other perfectly.
The beauty and the beast. The beast and the beast. What better couple could there be?
I know normally opposites attract but "Hei, the good Lord works in mysterious ways." There can be times when similarities will hold two people together. Like gay-ness and ugliness.
Sine we're already on the topic of gays, I might as well bring to light the newest member of the Gay Club (Led by Slur and Kay) -- YIN PANG!! *big round of applause please*
Slur, eat your heart out! Yin Pang is officially of the girls' market!
Look at the way they hold hands. So firm, so secure, so intimate...
And those knowing smiles, as if saying "Darling, just the sight of you makes me laugh my @$$ off."
But wait! How come the guy in blue has a facial expression as if he's trying to say "Yin Pang! Stop ogling over cute guys and look at me. LOOK AT ME!! I said look at me! Look into my eyes as we dance this night away and tell me you love me!" But Yin Pang is going like "NO!!! I want cuter guys!".
Of course if you think that's gonna be the end of the sex-capades in our college then guess again. When you say "gay", you can never forget Day. It rhymes! By "Day" I mean Dayrion lah~ Or else known as Gayrion.
Look at him~ Just look at him!!!!
That baby-T! As if he has anything to flaunt but keeping that aside..
Look at that *toot*ing GAY!! (Note : The writer does not discriminate against gays.)
As if the sight isn't painful enough, he has to put his arms up in a certain angle to release his arm-pit odours!
Eugene must be shouting, "You *toot*er, put your arms down before this whole class passes out from your stench!"
And yet again, Gayrion pollutes our body (especially the eyes), mind and soul with another gay picture of himself.
Not only is this narc wearing a hairpin, he had to wear a PINK hairpin (contributed by Pat)!!!!
And doesn't the looks in his eyes make you think he just finished looking up a girl's / guy's skirt / pants?
SICK! SICK! SICK!
Mel, beware, K? Just... just... *sigh* Just beware K, Mel?

The guy innocently eating is Tai Wei, the new guy from Humanities who seems to have grown found of SJH.
The guy checking Tai Wei's ass out is Eric, also from Humanities.
WT *toot*?! *rewinds* Checking Tai Wei's ASS out?
Yup, that's it dudes and dudettes! The list of gay perverts is just getting longer and longer by the day. And Paparazzi Pat was lucky enough to have gotten this beautiful pic of a pervert in action!!

The Jokers Sometimes Emerge Victorious, The Kings Sometimes Fall Too
Next agenda on our scandal : The Kings Who Fell.
Nice name eh? I'm pretty proud of it too. More pictures, more pictures!
From left : A-Pek Eugene, Nerdy Gayrion, Superman Seng, Clueless Wei.

Lecturers call us the craziest bunch of monkeys they've seen since they started teaching... and after seeing this pic, I don't blame them.
Not only do we turn their office upside down every time we need a place to hang, these people also go to the extent of taking that place as their studio to make a fool of themselves!
And may I ask what the *toot* Tai Wei is doing in that pic? He's like, "Oh hei, someone's taking a pic... Maybe I should join in... Wait, why are those apes dressed funny. Never mind, I want my pic taken..."
And Leng Seng is going like (notice he seems to be checking Eugene's @$$ out), "Hmm~ When Eugene pulls his pants so high up, it seems to display his butt more. Can't say I don't like this view. Maybe I should suggest him to wear his pants like this more often."
I kinda pity some of our lecturers for having to meet these kinda monkeys....
Can you see up his nostrils?
Introducing to all of you, Merv a.k.a. Marilyn Pak. Some prefer to call him "Piano Guy", some call him the "Asian Maxim", some just go for plain old "Mr. Pak".
Falling from grace.
To think Marilyn who would wear wrist-cuffs and all those stylish clothes and who looks after his image more than anything else would be caught in such an ugly pose!
Hei, is anyone thinking this guy looks like some famous person? You know, like some famous character or something. Read till the end if you would like to know who.

Mirror, Mirror On The Wall, Who Is The Fairest Of Them All?

Definitely not this guy!
Muahahaha! Did anyone of you got the answer right?
By the way, thanks to Paparazzi Han for this beautiful idea of Mr. Potato.

Aww, we simply love gossips and scandals in action, dont we?






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